1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties...
No wonder men suffer from high BP!
2. Before s e x, you help each other get Unclad. After s e x, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
3. Three people having s e x is a 'three-some', two is a 'two-some'.
So next time someone calls you 'hand-some', don't take it as a compliment!
4. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's d**k hard, not his life.
5. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But not one of them comes and touch the man's joystick and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated; only result matters.
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